Welcome, have a seat, this will only hurt if you squirm....

UM.



Ive finally convinced my mom to let me re-join Netflix, kickass.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is more or less the funniest movie youll see this year...so far.

Im still super fucking pissed about Ozfest (is it two zs or one? Yeah, you're right, who gives a shit).

Orange Juice is fucking fantastic.

Strapping Young Lad is the heaviest band you'll hear on the market today, bar none.

Tommy Lee seems like a cool guy.

WTF happend to Lindsay Lohan, she looks like shit.

Courtney Love, at this point, should just OD and do the world a favor.

Rescue Me is still continually interesting, and all together insane. Great Show.

I cant wait till Nip/Tuck comes back on the 20th, looks excellent, very
worthy of taking Rescue Me's spot while its gone (it did come first
after all).

I dunno when school starts although ive heard it starts on the first of
Septemeber, and I tell those people ive heard it from to shut the fuck
up.

Im going to the state fair tomorrow, gonna eat myself silly.

I still have alot of DVDs I need to buy, at the moment I sit at 332.

How is it that Justin Timberlake gets to fuck Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz?

The Dukes Of Hazzard movie was fucking weak.

I almost feel sorry for Ashley Simpson....almost, its much more fun to watch her crash and burn.

Conan O'brien is the shit, but he needs to come back and do some new shows man (he's been in re-runs all week so far this week).

FUCK MTV.

Im hungry.